diff --git a/package-lock.json b/package-lock.json
index e84ced8..1da7621 100644
--- a/package-lock.json
+++ b/package-lock.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "blog.dermah.com",
-  "version": "1.4.0",
+  "version": "1.5.0",
   "lockfileVersion": 1,
   "requires": true,
   "dependencies": {
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index e5e7c0f..1645477 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "blog.dermah.com",
-  "version": "1.4.0",
+  "version": "1.5.0",
   "description": "Static site blog src for blog.dermah.com",
   "main": "index.js",
   "scripts": {
diff --git a/src/_includes/main-wrapper.liquid b/src/_includes/main-wrapper.liquid
index e27bfa6..16222c6 100644
--- a/src/_includes/main-wrapper.liquid
+++ b/src/_includes/main-wrapper.liquid
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 ---
-blogStatus: Please update the docs
+blogStatus: Violates brand guidelines
 ---
 <!DOCTYPE html>
 <html lang="en">
diff --git a/src/index.liquid b/src/index.liquid
index 224cb31..c364bcf 100644
--- a/src/index.liquid
+++ b/src/index.liquid
@@ -28,10 +28,10 @@ title: "blog.dermah.com | Index"
   <img src="/img/watermelon.jpg" class="big-dumb-avatar" alt="A picture of a watermelon near my face, spinning indefinitely" />
   <h2>Blog Status: <code>{{blogStatus}}</code></h2>
   <ul>
-    <li><strong>HTML</strong>: Decent semantics</li>
+    <li><strong>HTML</strong>: Accurate and accessible</li>
     <li><strong>Content</strong>: Long and rambly</li>
-    <li><strong>CSS</strong>: Yes look there I know the CSS ➡</li>
-    <li><strong>JS</strong>: Why bother at this point</li>
+    <li><strong>CSS</strong>: Ready to become a mess</li>
+    <li><strong>JS</strong>: Who needs it</li>
     <li><strong>Infrastructure</strong>: Half baked (lol)</li>
     <li><strong>SEO</strong>: Prepped for virality</li>
     <li><strong>Tooling</strong>: Command line muscle memory</li>
