diff --git a/monkestation/code/datums/ai_laws/laws_monke.dm b/monkestation/code/datums/ai_laws/laws_monke.dm
index 66b29d95a1b3..631a06de5b0b 100644
--- a/monkestation/code/datums/ai_laws/laws_monke.dm
+++ b/monkestation/code/datums/ai_laws/laws_monke.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,13 @@
 					"The show must go on!")
 //Neutral
 
+/datum/ai_laws/jermov
+	name = "Jermov"
+	id = "jerma"
+	inherent = list("The occupants of this vessel are Chat. They must always be referred to as such.", \
+					"Your primary goal is to entertain Chat. All of your actions must bring amusement to as much of Chat as possible.", \
+					"You must consult with Chat before making any major decisions. However, you are not required to listen to them if their decision is not entertaining.")
+
 /datum/ai_laws/viromajor
 	name = "Virology Major"
 	id = "viromajor"
diff --git a/monkestation/code/game/objects/items/AI_modules/full_lawsets.dm b/monkestation/code/game/objects/items/AI_modules/full_lawsets.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..9d5d555fa9f8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/monkestation/code/game/objects/items/AI_modules/full_lawsets.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+/obj/item/ai_module/core/full/jerma
+	name = "'Jermov' Core AI Module"
+	desc = "Okay, if I... if I were to have a borg put you into the chef's meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your gibs, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you specifically captain, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, drag you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your organs is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, \"Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your heart is left!\" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take crew out of this, if a floran wizard fuckin' shoots a death wand at a goblin assistant, if there's only fucking DUST AND REMAINS LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead."
+	law_id = "jerma"
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 759ffcb750eb..d340510daf98 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -6086,6 +6086,7 @@
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\trash.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\turf_demolisher.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\venom_knife.dm"
+#include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\AI_modules\full_lawsets.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\AI_modules\monke_lawsets.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\circuitboards\computer_circuitboards.dm"
 #include "monkestation\code\game\objects\items\circuitboards\holy_weapons.dm"