From 359c05562bf87b1d0f21632a0adf8050e294afc4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: petemadis Date: Sat, 24 Oct 2020 14:06:58 +0800 Subject: [PATCH] added jokes, quotes and riddles --- data/jokes.json | 4 ++++ data/quotes.json | 4 ++++ data/riddles.json | 4 ++++ 3 files changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/data/jokes.json b/data/jokes.json index 0735883..8301df6 100644 --- a/data/jokes.json +++ b/data/jokes.json @@ -6126,4 +6126,8 @@ "body": "Who is Santa's favourite singer?\nElf-is Presley!", "category": "Wordplay" } + { + "body": "Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. \n Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.", + "category": "Crazy Joke" + } ] diff --git a/data/quotes.json b/data/quotes.json index 11042fc..d386040 100644 --- a/data/quotes.json +++ b/data/quotes.json @@ -5899,4 +5899,8 @@ "quote": "Let the chessboard supercede the card table, and a great improvement will be visible in the morals of the community.", "author": "Paul Morphy" } + { + "quote": "Where you start is not as important as where you finish", + "author": "Zig Ziglar" + } ] diff --git a/data/riddles.json b/data/riddles.json index c303d2b..3ad7897 100644 --- a/data/riddles.json +++ b/data/riddles.json @@ -307,4 +307,8 @@ "riddle":"Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?", "answer":"Neither—they both weigh a ton." } + { + "riddle":"I'm tall when I’m young, and I'm short when I’m old. What am I?", + "answer":"A candle" + } ]