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Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance
to take back what you said about my mom!
I'll kill you!
Tag up! Tag up!
What?!
Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you?
I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!
I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!
You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!
Yes, I do!
Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?
Yeah, I did!
But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall!
I can't believe I listened to you!
I knew I should've got out to do some work,
but no. Let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun!
But it WAS fun!
Well, yeah. But, now there's a big hole in the wall!
Dude, we're 23 years old,
we shouldn't be busting holes in walls. We're gonna get fired for this!
You mean, YOU'RE gonna get fired for this.
What?
You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!
Don't call me a hole! You're the hole, you're the one who wanted to wrestle!
Let's not blame anyone! Now, how in the "h" are we gonna fix this "s"?
I don't know man.
We can't fix it, and we definitely can't pay for it, 'cause we don't have any money!
Unless, you have some money.
No. Besides, I don't even know how much it costs to fix a hole like this.
Probably a ton.
Exactly.
Which leaves us with only ONE possible solution:
We convince Benson to give us raises
so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it.
Dude...you are a GENIUS!
Of COURSE raises!
-Okay, dude, here's- -Let me stop you there
because I already know what you're going to say!
HAAAAMBONING.
What?
We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We both want raises!"
No, man! Stop it!
We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the-
No, no, NO, that's not gonna work!
What are you, 65?
"Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?"
COME ON!
I'm telling you, dude! HAAAMBONIIIING.
Noooooo.
Hamboning will save your LIFE someday!
It'll be all like, "What? You're trying to mug me?
No! We're not doing that, okay?
OKAY?!
Fine...
I know what to do!
Are you ready for raises?
How did you get that?
I have my methods.
I don't know, dude.
How's that gonna get us raises?
Aw, come on, man! Look.
Just come check it out.
This is the answer to ALL our problems.
Have you named her yet?
Actually, I thought YOU could do the honors.
Really?
Ya know, I've always wanted to date a girl named: The Power.
The Power?
I like it.
Cool...!
Alright, this time with feeling.
Ready?
Give us a raise, loser!
Hey, it's Pops.
Hello.
Hey Pops, what's up?
Is that the sound of music I hear?
Dude, let's use The Power on Pops.
I don't know,
Pops is kind of weird.
Exactly.
At least we can test it out on him,
and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work.
Ok.
But let's not call him a loser.
Why not?
He's sensitive.
I don't want him to cry,
I just want him to give us a raise.
Ok, let's do it.
Hey Pops! Check it.
Give us a raise, Pops!
Good show,
jolly good show!
A pay increase, yes yes of course.
Just let me get my billfold.
Butterscotch Ripple?
Dude, I think that just worked.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird
he might have given us actual money.
Totally.
Hey, Benson.
What are you doing?
Give us a raise, loser.
You know, you guys have been working harder.
I think you deserve a raise.
We can negotiate your new rates later in the week,
but for now,
how's 20 bucks sound?
Keep up the good work.
Do you realize what this means?
We can fix the hole?
No,
No, we can do everything we ever wanted!
You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did.
What, the flying or the hole?
What hole?
Dude, get to The Power, he knows.
Knows what?
Nothing Skips,
we were just getting back to work.
Dude, kick it to max power.
Using the Power in your face,
sending you back to your place.
Don't look at our crotches
while we synchronize our watches.
Synchronized.
Go away Skips,
it's time for you to go away.
It's time for you to go your room.
Yeah Skips,
it's time for you to go to the moon.
Where'd he go?
Did you just send Skips to the moon?
-Isn't that what you said? -No!
room!
I sent him to his room,
not the moon you idiot!
Dude, wish him back.
But it doesn't work that way.
What do you mean?
I can't see him, can I?
Then we have to go get him.
But he's going to be pissed!
Better than him being dead.
Hey, have you two seen Skips?
Rigby sent him to the moon.
Wait, what?
We accidentally sent Skips to the moon with this keyboard
and now we have to get him back.
I love the moon.
Come on,
where's Skips?
Look, we'll show you.
Come on, let's go!
You take forever.
Sorry,
Pops had to go to the bathroom.
Twice.
So what do we do?
Don't worry,
we got it.
Take us to the moon!
Won't you take us to the moon?
Very fun-
What is all this junk?
Um, don't get mad at me guys,
but, uh, I kinda sent a bunch of stuff to the moon
while you guys were in the house.
A bunch of baby ducks,
send 'em to the moon!
Soda machine, that doesn't work,
send 'em to the moon!
You drillbit!
What else did you send?!
Look, it's Skips!
There he is!
Oh great,
it had to be a monster.
What is that?
Rigby, you guys go get Skips.
We'll pick you up.
Ok, ok.
Pops, help me with this.
Let's go, let's go!
Come on!
Give me a break,
I have to come up with the words you know.
Ok, I got it.
G-g-g-go away big monster go-go...
No!
What?
Dude, I think the batteries just died.
What?!
Hurry up dude!
The batteries are dead!
What?!
Hamboning will save your life someday,
it'll be all like what, you're trying to mug me?
I'm telling ya dude,
hamboning.
I know what to do!
Hold this.
Nooo!
HAMBONING!
I can't believe you just did that.
Use your keyboard!
The batteries are dead.
Play it!
TAKE US HOME!
We did it!
Hey, that's mine!
Nope,
you sent him to the moon
so the least you can do is give him your keyboard,
right Skips?
Right.
And let's have it.
What?
THE 40 DOLLARS YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME
WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP!
I KNOW YOU STILL GOT IT!
NOW GIVE IT BACK!
NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS
OR YOU'RE FIRED!
Can you believe this?!
No!
Dude this sucks!
The hole's still there!
Do you think Benson noticed it?
He won't now!
Dude, you're a genius!
Alright, listen up!
We've got this birthday party today, so...
lots to do.
Muscle Man, High Five Ghost,
you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.
Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.
Hmm.
Let's see, I'm picking up the kids,
so...
Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs.
Oh, what about me?
Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party!
Um, your birthday was last week, remember?
It's a kid's party today.
I still have balloons!
We've got it covered, Pops!
Oh. I see.
Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs?
Setting up the chairs?!
Lame!
I can't trust you guys with something actually important.
You're always slacking off.
You calling us slackers?
Did he? Did you?
He's calling us slackers.
Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Good. Do it then.
We will.
Yeah,
and then next time you'll get someone else
to set up the chairs?
Fine.
Not settin' up the chairs next time!
Just set up the chairs.
Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs,
he's gonna be all like "Oh no, my gumballs."
We rule at settin' up the chairs.
One.
One!
Yeah dude, this sucks.
All right.
Must be nice to be the boss.
Benson never has to do chores.
Happy birthday Jimm... Just drive the bus, you crazy slop jockey!
What the H dude!?
Can we please just focus?
When you say that, it makes me tired.
Dude!
You sound like Benson.
Dude! Listen.
If we pound through this, we'll never have to do this lame chair stuff again.
Next time it could be us picking up...
The special entertainment!
We are here to pick you up.
Just a second.
...who's at da door?
Whoa it's bright!
You know who likes special entertainment like that?
My mom!
Could I borrow five bucks?
37..
38..
38..
Rigby!
That's all the chairs dude.
There's supposed to be fifty!
That's Benson's problem.
No dude, that's our problem.
C'mon, we've gotta find the rest.
Fine! Let's find your stupid chairs.
It won't open, let's get out of here.
Did you try the actual door knob?
AAGGHHH! You're killing me!
It's locked, let's do something else.
C'mon dude, take this seriously.
Uh! It is locked.
We've gotta get those chairs.
Agh, you see the chairs?
Even better.
What do ya mea...
It's like old school heaven!
Yeah, look at these things!
Ball of Yarn, Lemonade Stand, Hats for Sale, Clap like This, Candle Maker, Deli Dude, Staring Contest!!?
Why are these even here!?
Who cares, let's play!
No dude! Dude, no!
You want Benson to think we're slackers forever?
I don't know. Do you want to be boring forever?
Not cool dude!
Whatever! I'm takin' my break.
Dude, you're not even doing it right. You're just mashing the buttons.
Whatever, why don't you go back to work?
I know, how 'bout I take my break too?
I know, how 'bout I take my break too?
Bam!
OOOHHHHHH!!!
Man, that was just luck.
TEN IN A ROOOOWWWW!
All right let's finish those chairs.
Wait man, what about that one?
Didn't they teach you how to read?
Out of order.
Whoooaaa! This... looks... awesome!!!
Yeah whatever, it's broken.
Probably because people couldn't stop playing it cause it's so awesome!
How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education?
Hey! Why don't you go ask Benson to tell you what to do?
Move over Rigby!
"In the name of all that is holy, don't connect the red wire to the blue wire"?
I don't think we should do this.
C'mon c'mon!
Dude, what just happened?
I don't know.
That can't be good.
I don't know, it could be cool.
Oh man, we're so dead.
Maybe no one will notice.
Oh, who unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds?
Good show!
We better go find Skips.
Skips, uh dude.
What did you guys do?
What? Nothing. Heh.
You ignored my note, didn't you?
A note? What note?
You mean like a musical note?
You fools! Destroyer of Worlds will kill us all!
I have an idea, but I need time.
Distract it!
Wait, what?
Distract it how?
Get outta here!
We're here.
It's the special entertainment!
Hey kids. Get ready for our very special entertainment!
We're screwed.
Get in!
Climb on top but don't press start until i say.
Skips my good man!
I lost my balloons.
Take the wheel.
It must be my birthday!
Okay everyone, press your start buttons on three.
One, two, three!
Mordecai and I got the arms,
Rigby, you got the legs.
Aw what, legs?!
Legs suck man, this is worse than the chairs!
Dude, quit mashing the buttons,
you're messing up the legs!
SHUT UP!
Drive, Pops, drive!
This is so much fun!
Skips!
Pops stop, we lost Skips!
Skips!
The extra chairs!
Dude, you kill the Destroyer of Worlds,
I'm gonna go get the chairs!
It's too dangerous, just leave them!
I don't care, we're not slackers!
MORDECAI!
The button mashing's working! Finish him off dude!
That was some pretty sweet button mashing.
I told you I got skills.
YOU!!!!!!
Whoa, hey Benson!
Before you freak out,
we totally set up those chairs.
Whoo! This birthday party's hot!
So we're cool right?
YOU IDIOTS!!!!!
That's the last time i entrust you with something important,
like THE CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!!
Not settin' up the chairs next time!
But you are gonna clean up this mess and
you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment!
Yeah, no problem.
We got it.
Don't worry about us.
We're gonna take a break first, right?
Yeah.
Yes! Fist Pump!
Listen up pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers!!!!
They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back,
and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off!
That's our Demographic get over it! That's right! Fist Pump live!
At Slammers this Friday! FRIDAY!!
Be there or be a loser!
There's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
We have to go to that concert.
Seriously?
Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade. But now--
Correction, they're cool in any grade,
but you wouldn't know that!
Probably because you hate yourself or something.
Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
That doesn't even matter!
We can figure out a way,
but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself.
Why do you wanna go so bad?
Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life.
Wow, sounds like your life sucks.
SHUT UP!!!
Hey guys!
Hey Margaret!
Were you guys talking about the concert?
We were talking about a concert.
Is the concert you're talking about FIST PUMP????
Yeah cool.
Wait you're going?
Yeah I am,
I know they're kinda old but I remember them from when I was a kid.
Besides, everyone is gonna be there.
It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go?
I'm totally gonna go.
Oh so now you're gonna... owww...
We'll be there!
Cool....see you guys there.
Yeah....see you.
I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks!
Rigby,
Now, how are we going to get the money for those tickets?
Dude, it's gonna be easy-
we just have to work some extra hours.
Extra work? I don't even like regular work.
Do you like Fist Pump?
Yes.
Humph, then you like extra work.
Humph, fine.
Let me get this straight-
you and Rigby want me to give you overtime,
and even though you can't even finish the regular amount of work that you normally have,
you want me to add on even more.
Yes.
No.
Ah, come on Benson, please.
Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don't have enough money for tickets.
Are you serious?
Fist Pump?
You know what kind of people go to those concerts?
Whoo! That's right ladies,
we got two tickets to Fist Pump,
see ya later grandmas.
Benson, you listen and you listen good.
Please Benson, please give us overtime!
Please?
What is the big deal?
It's Just some talentless band.
Actually, they aren't that bad.
Not that I'm into that stuff.
We are pretty backed up, though.
I think you should give them the work.
Oh, I agree.
I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist.
Fine.
You can work overtime.
Here's a list of things we need done.
When you finish them,
you'll get your money.
Idiots.
Dude, I'm fading fast.
Don't worry, dude.
We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE.
Two for fist pump.
$400.
What?! But I thought they were $50.
$50 Tickets are sold out.
All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats.
No, no, no!
Mordecai, wait. Wait man.
We can't give up.
Fist Pump!
I know, dude, but,
I just don't want to work any more-
Oh my...
Maybe I could work a little more.
All right, dude.
Let's do this.
You're lucky I care about lady pecs.
Benson, we need more money.
Yeah, give us more money.
There's no chores left,
Unless..
you want to mow the lawn.
The lawn?
Oh, what?
That'll take forever!
Here's the keys.
You know where the mower is.
Good luck.
Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE!?
Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore, and I think we're almost out of coffee.
Nonsense, dude.
We've got plenty of coffee.
Mordecai?
What happened?
Need more coffee.
Need more Margaret.
Fist Pump.
Coffee, coffee.
Coffee?
Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans.
May we help you get some tickets?
What?
Who are you?
Coffee, coffee.
As you can see,
I am a giant Coffee Bean.
I can bring you caffeine.
Do you accept?
Wait. what?
Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
Aw, cool -- a contract. Let's sign it.
Coffee, coffee.
♪ everyone's watching ♪
♪ to see what you will do ♪
♪ everyone's looking at you ♪
♪ everyone's wondering ♪
♪ will you come out tonight ♪
♪ everyone's trying to get it right ♪
♪ get it right ♪
♪ everybody's working for the weekend ♪
♪ Everybody wants a little romance ♪
Aw, man.
I didn't know deluxe tickets were coated in diamonds.
So cool.
Where are the other two tickets?
There's no other tickets, man. We only had enough for two.
But we had a contract.
Whoo! Fist pump!
Whoo. Fist pump.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Dude, check it.
Bang, bang!
Dude, I've got two if you want to take one to the concert.
Mordecai and Rigby,
we are very excited for you to be the ones to see fist pump.
Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert.
Thanks.
Hey, what the- this isn't coffee.
IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea,
the sleepiest of all teas.
Rigby, get the --
..tickets.
Rigby, come on! They got the tickets. Come on, let's go, let's go!
Fist pump.
Now what are we supposed to do?
Come on. I have an idea.
You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gum balls!
Give us the tickets!
Uh, Mordecai and Rigby.
Funny seeing you here. A chain saw? Are you serious?!
I mean, what's up with the chain saw?
Coffee! Coffee, coffee!
Why didn't you buys us tickets?
What are you talking about?
We never said we'd buy you tickets.
But we had a contract. Shut it!
You know, at first I thought you were cool,
but now I know that you're both total losers.
Everybody hates you.
Oh, and I just realized something.
What?
Your coffee sucks.
What's up, Mordecai? Hey dude.
Dude, there they are!
We did it!
Fist Pump!
Fist Pump! I wonder where Margaret sittin'?
Aw, sick.
It's all sweaty.
I just threw my shirt!
Bring out Fist Pump!
Let's do it!
Hey, Mordecai.
Hey, Margaret! Fist Pump.
Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend -- Slasher.
Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai.
You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind
and start pumping it at the gym.
Don't be such a jerk.
You're dead.
Oh, this sucks.
Aw, don't worry about her. You'll get another chance.
Dude, wake up! They're about to come out!
Wait.
Must.. stay awake..
must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time..
Aw, crap.
HELLO!
We are Fist Pump!
One, two, three, four!
Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs!
Dude
These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life!
Dude
It looks just like the cover!
Dude, let's play it.
We should stretch it out first.
We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'?
Hey, whatta ya doin'?!
Starting.
Hurry up, and, pick your character!
Aw, what?!
I wanted to be player one!
Dude
I'm player one.
You're player two.
I don't wanna be player two!
He digs with a sucky pickaxe!
I want the one with the shovel!
Dude, they're exactly the same!
Then why don't you be player two?!
I'm not using that sucky pickaxe!
See?!
Dude, calm down!
Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one.
Fine!
Looks like I'm player one.
No!
It's not fair!
You always get your way!
Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies.
I'm sick of it!
Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies!
Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies.
Yes I do!
No you don't.
Quick, doctor,
both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable.
If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future,
then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat!
Stop talking!
There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
That's right!
We used to call you the One- Cheek Wonder!
Dude, I'm bringin' it back.
You better not!
Is that One- Cheek wonder?
I hope he's not trying to play
Punchies with cheeks like that!
Stop!
Don't look at them!
I'll win at punchies,
you'll see!
Dumb Mordecai!
I hate you!
You better not be messin' up my side of the room!
You're ruining my life!!!
Stupid bo-
-ok?
Death Kwon Do?
"Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments."
"Unlock your full potential today"?
Yes!
It's a touching story.
Really, it is.
But I don't know if you're ready
for Death Kwon Do.
Why not?!
Death Kwon Do is all about self defense.
But from the sound of it,
you just want to hit harder.
No?
Can you just teach me something?
Determination.
I like that.
Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves.
All you gotta do is
pick from the sacred text
of Death Kwon Do
Let's see, we can start you off
with "Bicep Flex of Death."
Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death."
That's a good beginner's move.
Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death."
That's one of my personal favorites.
That one.
That's the one I want.
"The Death Punch."
That I'm afraid is not for beginners.
What, why?
Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends.
You're not pure of heart!
What?!
Don't call me not pure of heart!
What about you with your crappy mullet?!
You're the one who's not pure of heart!
That's it!
I'm turning my back on you and counting to three!
Of death.
And when I turn back around
you're toast!
One
Of death.
Two
Of death.
No!
Sensei,
I think somebody just death kwon clogged the toilet.
No!
♪Try to be best♪
♪Cause you're only a man♪
♪And a man’s gotta learn to take it♪
♪Try to believe♪
♪Though the going gets rough♪
♪That you gotta hang tough to make it♪
♪History♪
♪Repeat itself♪
♪Try and you’ll succeed♪
♪Never doubt that you’re the one♪
♪And you can have your dreams!♪
♪You’re the best!♪
♪Around!♪
♪Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down♪
♪You’re the Best!♪
♪Around!♪
Time to take this baby for a
test drive.
Oh no,
Bro!
You're next, Mordecai!!
All right, Rigby.
Cry baby time's over.
Come on, let's go get some food.
I'm buying.
What?
Rigby!
He's gonna pay for this.
Death Kwon Do?
Where are you, Mordecai?
I wanna play you punchies!
Hey, mister,
have you seen Mordecai?
No.
Who's..
Have you seen 'im?
Seen..
How 'bout you?
so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies?
Well, I've got news for you.
I know your little secret.
Now massage this foot!
But I already did that one.
Then rub it again!
Unless you want to get punched again!
And Pops,
what's with the easy-breezy?
Speed it up!
My pepperonis are roasting down here!
Muscle Man,
you see Mordecai yet?
I can't see anything.
I'm right here, Rigby!
Gimme those!
Looks like you've learned the ways of Death Kwon Do.
Looks like you know how to say things people are already aware of.
Whatever!
You can't handle The Death Punch!
That sounds like a challenge.
That's because maybe it IS a challenge!
Well then what're you doing up there?
Muscle Man, High Fives,
Carry me down.
Don't drop me!
Be careful!
Leaning, leaning!
Here, here!
Set me here.
What move did you learn?
Why don't you come over here and find out.
What?!
How come you're not dead yet?
Probably because I learned
"The Death Block."
It worked pretty good for a first try,
either that or your Death Punch totally blows!
I'll kill you!!
You're never gonna beat me at punchies!
Are you finished yet?
Not until I smash you!!
What?
Are you afraid of a little lava?
Dude, this is serious!
We've gotta get out of here!
Never!
Not until I beat you at punchies!
Dude, stop!
We're gonna die!
I don't care!
I'm sick of you always winning!
I'm not quitting 'till I win!
You got me, you got me!
You got me.
You win!
We have to stop now 'cause I lost.
I told ya I was gonna win!
In yo face!
I finally get to be player one!
What?!
That's what this is about?!
You just wanted to be player one?!
That's all I ever wanted!
Dude, you can totally be player one.
Dude, quit crying.
I said you could be player one.
I know,
but what good is being player one now?
We're just gonna die in this lava!!
Don't worry, dude.
I can get us away from the lava.
Really?
How?
You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move?
Wha-?
Now, how do you wanna get outta here?
"The Death Jump"
or "The Death Dump"?
Sick!!
Better go with the Death Jump.
Hold on tight.
Look!
Why yes sir,
I have the Death Jump
and the Death Dump right he-
No!
Dig Champs!
It's finally happening!
For once being a huge baby actually worked out for you!
Stop talking!!!
Dude, just hurry up and play.
You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway.
I'll show you!
What?!
Snails are bad?!
I thought snails were good!
No, dude.
Snails are bad.
This sucks!
I wanna be player two.
I found it in the trash in the back.
Isn't it cool?
Dude,
you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash.
It's unnatural.
You're unnatural!
Besides,
this is different.
It's a treasure from the past.
It is a pretty sweet plate.
We should put some food on this baby!
Agreed.
You know what would look
great on this plate?
Chocolate cake!
Yes!
But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake?
Don't worry, dude.
I think I know where we can get one.
Check it, dude.
Cake mix.
Add some water,
slap it in the oven,
pull that greasy pig out and BAM!
you've got yourself a cake, baby.
I can't wait to eat that greasy pig.
Wait,
how much does it cost?
A buck fifty.
I told you cake mix is too expensive.
Do you know the bride or the groom?
The one with the cake?
We don't have cakes.
Well,
I'm all out of ideas.
I got it!
There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar!
But Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday.
Who is to say it's not my birthday?
Who is to say it's not MY birthday?
Free cake! Free cake!
It's neither of your birthdays.
He's killing us with that!
No cake. No cake.
But it IS Skips' birthday!
Free cake! Free cake!
He's really private about it.
No cake. No cake.
Come to think of it,
I don't think we've ever had a party for Skips.
If memory serves,
Skips secludes himself in the woods
every year on the day of his birth.
So, wait?
You guys have never thrown a party for Skips?
No.
Dude, that sucks!
-Skips totally deserves a party! -And cake!
Whenever something goes wrong,
it’s Skips who fixes it.
He’s always there for us,
no matter what.
I bet,
Skips wants a party!
But he’s such a quiet guy he doesn’t know how to ask!
We owe him a party!
And also a cake!
Good show,
jolly good show!
Benson, the soiree for Skips,
what a crackerjack idea!
You’re right.
Fine!
If you two get Skips on board
we’ll throw a party for him.
We know how to get him on board.
Okay!
How will we get him on board?
I know!
Let’s get a van!
Happy birthday, Skips!
BAM!
Free cake!
No, dude.
That’s kidnapping.
But we can’t just tell him.
You heard Benson,
Skips isn’t in of this stuff.
I know, but dude,
Skips is cool!
We should just go and tell him we gonna throw him a party.
Lame!
What?
What’s wrong with that?
Two things:
One
no surprise and two
no vans!
That’s it!
What? Vans?
No! Surprise!
Dude,
We should throw Skips a surprise party!
Dude, that’s perfect!
Yeah I know.
‘Cause no one can say NO to a surprise party!
‘Cause they can’t!
Free cake! Free cake!
No,
I don’t wanna hang out with you guys at 8 o’clock tonight.
Well, then..
How about later tonight?
No!
I wanna be left alone!
What do we do now?
Dude!
Check it!
We’d just lie to Benson and get the cake first,
and figure out the Skips part later.
Sounds like a cake of the idea to me.
Free cake! Free cake!
Skips totally wants a birthday party.
Really?
How did you convince him?
We told him there’s gonna be cake.
He wants an extra-large chocolate one!