quotes.txt

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What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
The future will be better tomorrow.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
The future will be better tomorrow.
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
Public speaking is very easy.
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
People who Bowl Vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite. 
I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word." 
Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potato,' how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go...alright! 
I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it. 
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. 
We're in Florida. 
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cure for AIDS in the marketplace before Magic Johnson gets AIDS?
You have a part-time job and that's better to no job at all 
I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
The cause of the riots were the rioters
The message of David Duke, is this, basically: Big government, anti-big government, get out of my pocketbook, cut my taxes, put welfare people back to work. That's a very popular message. The problem is the messenger. 
If you listen to the news, read the news, you'd think we were still in a recession. Well, we're not in a recession. We've had growth; people need to know that. They need to be more upbeat, more positive... 
I just don't believe in the basic concept that someone should make their whole career in public service. 
Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't. I don't know if its the way you say it, or how you look. 
America is great, because America is free. 
Are they taking DDT? 
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right 
When I talked to him on the phone yetserday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is. 
I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon. 
The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering. 
I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president. 
It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip. 
The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive. 
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 
[I will never have] another Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy Carter grain embargo. 
I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time. 
The US has a vital interest in that area of the country. 
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. Would you like a puppy?
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get the future.
You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.