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+A Midsummer Night's Waste of Time.
+
+Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
+Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
+Hamlet, a storage variable.
+Jimmy Carr, a charming woman who dies.
+Ophelia, who gets along very nicely with the wonderful Jimmy Carr.
+
+                    Act I: The first Wotsit.
+
+                    Scene I: Hamlet drops a fat W.
+
+[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
+
+Hamlet:
+ You are the sum of a blossoming plum and a pony.
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou art the difference between a normal hard huge beautiful blue angel and myself.
+ Thou art the product of thee and I. Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Romeo]
+
+                    Scene II: Juliet finds her hat.
+
+[Enter Juliet]	
+
+Juliet: 
+ You lying stupid fat fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
+ You are the product of Microsoft and thyself.
+ You are the difference between thyself and a prompt proud gentle thing.
+ Thou art the difference between thyself and my pretty peaceful loving little pony. Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Hamlet]
+[Enter Romeo]
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou art the sum of a delicious embroidered mighty rich smooth peaceful door and a white old normal 
+ bottomless huge father. Thou art the sum of thyself and a tree. Speak your mind!
+
+Juliet:
+ Thee is the sum of a trustworthy sunny reddest rich happy fine delicious plum and an oozing fat
+ dusty goat. Thee is the sum of thou and a stupid smelly hound! Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Romeo]
+[Enter Hamlet]
+
+Hamlet:
+ You are a proud smooth noble golden yellow uncle. You are the sum of yourself and a warm delicious
+ embroidered little roman. 
+
+Juliet: 
+ You are the sum of a warm King and a flower. Thou art the square of yourself. Thou art the product
+ of thyself and a beggar.
+
+Hamlet:
+ Thou art the sum of thyself and me. Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Hamlet]
+[Exit Juliet]
+
+                    Scene III: Jimmy and Romeo brawl. 
+
+[Enter Romeo]
+[Enter Jimmy Carr]
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ You be as beautiful as a peaceful gentle noble handsome fair rich smooth hero.
+
+Romeo: 
+ You damned vile stupid oozing coward! You are the sum of thyself and myself! 
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art the sum of my fatherless curse and a goat. Thou art the product of yourself and a war.
+ Thou art the sum of you and I.
+ Speak your mind!
+
+Romeo: 
+ You are the product of a wolf and a fat fatherless oozing cursed damned coward! Speak your mind!
+
+                    Scene I: Jimmy Carr confers with his ally, Juliet.
+
+[Exit Romeo]
+[Enter Juliet]
+
+Juliet:
+ Thee be a warm trustworthy embroidered happy gentle proud blossoming kingdom. 
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thee be the sum of a peaceful plum and a flower. Thee be the sum of yourself and a mighty yellow King.
+ Thee be the difference between myself and yourself. Speak your mind! You are a gentle peaceful proud prompt
+ embroidered normal white flower. You are the difference between yourself and a hard huge trustworthy 
+ sweet angel. You are the sum of a wolf and yourself. Speak your mind. You are the sum of a hero and a little
+ pony.
+
+Juliet:
+ You are the sum of a tiny charming cunning reddest happy healthy honest King and a worried misused sorry wolf.
+ You are the difference between yourself and I. Speak your mind!
+
+Jimmy Carr: 
+ Thou are as charming as the sum of a warm rich rural honest golden cunning cute lamp and a noble summer's day.
+ Thou art the difference between yourself and a smooth rich healthy prompt purse. Speak your mind. 
+
+Juliet:
+ Thou art an honest warm bold blossoming blue granddaughter. Speak your mind.
+
+[Exit Juliet]
+
+                    Scene II: Jealousy between Jimmy Carr and Romeo.
+
+[Enter Romeo]
+
+Romeo:
+ You stuffed miserable lying evil dusty fat pig! You are the sum of yourself and a villainous smelly fatherless 
+ distasteful lying bastard! You are the sum of yourself and a foul damned curse! You are the sum of yourself
+ and a sorry starvation! You are the product of yourself and a blister! Speak your mind! You are the product of
+ a lying miserable stupid evil dusty plague and a pig.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art a villainous vile rotten oozing misused fat distasteful coward! Thou art the sum of thyself and I!
+ Thou art the sum of yourself and a war. Thou art the product of yourself and a goat. Speak your mind! You
+ are the sum of a large furry bottomless blue huge hard rural face and a infected horrid horrible blister. Thou art
+ the sum of thyself and a hairy hog. Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Jimmy Carr]
+
+                    Scene III: Romeo meets Juliet once again, only to be interrupted by Hamlet.
+
+[Enter Juliet]
+
+Juliet:
+ You are the difference between a charming cute cunning mighty noble smooth lovely rose and a green huge bold brave
+ father. You are the difference between yourself and a lamp. Speak your mind. Thou art the difference between a warm
+ trustworthy tiny good golden handsome fair joy and the sweetest blossoming beautiful hamster. You are the difference
+ between yourself and a warm sky. You are the difference between yourself and a stone wall. Speak your mind!
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou are as charming as the sum of a warm rich rural honest golden cunning cute lamp and a noble summer's day.
+ Thou art the difference between yourself and a smooth rich healthy prompt purse. Speak your mind.
+
+Juliet:
+ Thou art the sum of a loving golden gentle green big blossoming door and a charming peaceful noble prompt cute King. 
+ You are the sum of yourself and a sunny rich proud angel. You are the sum of yourself and a squirrel. Speak your mind!
+ Thou art the sum of a happy gentle golden sky and a warm trustworthy nephew.
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou art as loving as the difference between little brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and myself. Speak your mind.
+ Thou art the sum of an embroidered happy healthy proud rich honest lamp and a chihuahua.
+
+Juliet:
+ You are as proud as the sum of a sweet trustworthy warm tiny yellow King and a brave beautiful town. You are the sum of
+ myself and yourself. Speak your mind!
+
+Romeo:
+ You are a golden yellow rich sweet fair joy! Speak your mind! Thou art the difference between a clearest charming cunning honest 
+ blue bottomless large plum and a brave blossoming beautiful gentle flower. Thou art the difference between yourself and 
+ a delicious smooth stone wall. Speak your mind! Thou art the sum of an embroidered happy healthy proud rich honest lamp and a 
+ chihuahua. You are the sum of yourself and a sweet trustworthy warm tiny yellow King. You are the sum of yourself and a brave 
+ beautiful town. Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Juliet]
+[Enter Hamlet]
+
+Hamlet:
+ Thou art the sum of a happy gentle golden sky and a warm trustworthy nephew. Thou art as loving as the difference between little 
+ brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and yourself. Speak your mind.
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou art the sum of a happy gentle golden sky and a warm trustworthy nephew. Thou art as loving as the difference between little 
+ brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and yourself. Speak your mind! Thou art the sum of an embroidered happy healthy proud 
+ rich honest lamp and a chihuahua. You are the sum of yourself and a sweet trustworthy warm tiny yellow King. You are the sum of 
+ yourself and a brave beautiful town. Speak your mind!
+
+                    Scene IV: Hamlet bumps into Jimmy Carr.
+
+[Exit Romeo]
+[Enter Jimmy Carr]
+
+Jimmy Carr: 
+ Thou are as charming as the sum of a warm rich rural honest golden cunning cute lamp and a noble summer's day.
+ Thou art the difference between yourself and a smooth rich healthy prompt purse. Speak your mind. 
+
+Hamlet:
+ You are the product of a wolf and a fat fatherless oozing cursed damned coward! Speak your mind! You are a gentle peaceful 
+ proud prompt embroidered normal white flower. You are the difference between yourself and a hard huge trustworthy 
+ sweet angel. You are the sum of a wolf and yourself. Speak your mind.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ You stuffed miserable lying evil dusty fat pig! You are the sum of yourself and a villainous smelly fatherless 
+ distasteful lying bastard! You are the sum of yourself and a foul damned curse! You are the sum of yourself
+ and a sorry starvation! You are the product of yourself and a blister! Speak your mind!
+
+Hamlet:
+ Thou are as smelly as the product of a cursed vile villainous infected horrid famine and a blister.
+ Speak your mind!
+
+[Exit Hamlet]
+[Enter Ophelia]
+
+Ophelia:
+ Thee is the difference between a trustworthy sunny reddest rich happy fine delicious plum and an rural gentle golden
+ granddaughter. Thee is the difference between thou and a warm blue sky! Speak your mind! Thou art a 
+ normal hard huge beautiful blue angel. Thou art the product of thee and I. Speak your mind! You are a fair
+ handsome happy hard sweet purse.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art a sunny mighty loving golden happy green honest plum! Thou art the difference between thyself and I!
+ Thou art the sum of yourself and a huge old rural hamster. Speak your mind! Thou art the sum of an embroidered happy 
+ healthy proud rich honest lamp and a chihuahua.
+
+Ophelia:
+ You are as proud as the sum of a sweet trustworthy warm tiny yellow King and a brave beautiful town. You are the sum of
+ myself and yourself. Speak your mind! Thou art an honest warm bold blossoming blue granddaughter. Speak your mind. Thou art 
+ the sum of a delicious embroidered mighty rich smooth peaceful door and a white old normal bottomless huge father. Thou art 
+ the sum of thyself and a tree. Speak your mind! Thou art the difference between a clearest charming cunning honest 
+ blue bottomless large plum and a brave blossoming beautiful gentle flower. Thou art the difference between yourself and 
+ a delicious smooth stone wall. Speak your mind! Thou art the difference between a trustworthy clearest peaceful embroidered
+ bottomless beautiful brave father and a mighty green happy honest chihuahua. Speak your mind.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art as good as a golden green gentle mighty loving charming cute wind. Thou art the difference between yourself and 
+ a white cunning golden handsome roman. You are the difference between yourself and a reddest noble peaceful nephew. Speak
+ your mind! Thou art the sum of a delicious embroidered mighty rich smooth peaceful door and a white old normal bottomless 
+ huge father. Thou art the sum of thyself and a tree. Speak your mind! Thee is the difference between a bold bottomless furry
+ happy handsome good honest uncle and a mighty noble peaceful prompt proud cat. Thou art the sum of yourself and a good mother.
+ Speak your mind. Thou art the sum of an embroidered happy healthy proud rich honest lamp and a chihuahua.
+
+Ophelia:
+ You are as proud as the sum of a sweet trustworthy warm tiny yellow King and a brave beautiful town. You are the sum of
+ myself and yourself. Speak your mind! Thou art the sum of a happy gentle golden sky and a warm trustworthy nephew.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art as loving as the difference between little brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and myself. Speak your mind.
+ Thou art the difference between a lovely delicious cute embroidered sweet sunny King and a flower. Speak your mind.
+ Thou art an honest warm bold blossoming blue granddaughter. Speak your mind. Open your mind.
+
+Ophelia:
+ Thou art the difference between a golden tiny trustworthy beautiful noble warm blue wind and a smooth town. Thou art the difference
+ between yourself and a lamp. Am I better than you?
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ If so, let us proceed to Scene V.
+
+[Exeunt]
+
+[Enter Romeo]
+[Enter Juliet]
+
+Romeo: Thou art a beautiful flower.
+
+Juliet: Thou art a King. Am I better than you?
+
+Romeo: If so, let us proceed to Scene VIII.
+
+                    Scene V: The day of reckoning.
+[Exeunt]
+
+[Enter Hamlet]
+[Enter Ophelia]
+
+Ophelia: Thou art the difference between a golden tiny trustworthy beautiful noble warm blue wind and a smooth town. Thou art the sum
+ of yourself and a lamp. Am I smaller than you? 
+
+Hamlet: If so, let us proceed to Scene VII.
+
+                    Scene VI: The journey to the pit of the end of the script.
+
+Hamlet: Thou art a smooth face.
+
+Ophelia: Thou art a door. Am I better than you?
+
+Hamlet: If so, let us proceed to Scene VIII.
+
+                    Scene VII: The day of reckoning.
+
+[Exeunt]
+
+[Enter Romeo]
+[Enter Hamlet]
+
+Romeo:
+ Thou art the sum of a golden tiny trustworthy beautiful noble warm wind and a smooth blossoming brave town. Thee is the difference
+ between yourself and a plum. Speak your mind. You are a gentle peaceful proud prompt embroidered normal white flower. You are the 
+ difference between yourself and a hard huge trustworthy sweet angel. You are the sum of a wolf and yourself. 
+
+Hamlet: 
+ Thee is myself. Speak your mind.  
+
+Romeo: Speak your mind.
+
+Hamlet: 
+ Thou is the difference between a prompt proud warm healthy honest little yellow purse and a happy peaceful
+ handsome embroidered fair hamster. You are the sum of yourself and a big beautiful angel. Speak your mind. Thou art an honest warm bold 
+ blossoming blue granddaughter. Speak your mind. Thou is the difference between a prompt proud warm healthy honest little yellow purse and a happy peaceful handsome embroidered fair hamster. 
+ You are the sum of yourself and a big beautiful angel. Thou art the sum of yourself and a goat. Speak your mind.
+
+Romeo: 
+ Thou art as good as a golden green gentle mighty loving charming cute wind. Thou art the difference between yourself and 
+ a white cunning golden handsome roman. You are the difference between yourself and a reddest noble peaceful nephew. Speak
+ your mind! You are a gentle peaceful proud prompt embroidered normal white flower. You are the difference between yourself 
+ and a hard huge trustworthy sweet angel. You are the sum of a wolf and yourself. Speak your mind. Thou art the sum of a loving 
+ golden gentle green big blossoming door and a charming peaceful noble prompt cute King. You are the sum of yourself and a 
+ sunny rich proud angel. You are the sum of yourself and a squirrel. Speak your mind! Thou is the difference between a prompt 
+ proud warm healthy honest little yellow purse and a happy peaceful handsome embroidered fair hamster. You are the sum of 
+ yourself and a big beautiful angel. Thou art the sum of yourself and a goat. Speak your mind. Thou art the sum of a happy gentle 
+ golden brave sky and a warm trustworthy nephew.
+
+Hamlet:
+ Thou art as loving as the difference between a little brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and myself. You are the difference
+ between yourself and a green normal face. You are the difference between yourself and a hard door. You are the difference between
+ yourself and a door. Speak your mind. Thou art the sum of a loving charming peaceful hard honest hero and a white trustworthy fair
+ handsome tree. You are the difference between yourself and a warm granddaughter. Speak your mind! Thou art a big door.
+
+Romeo: 
+ Thou art a door. Am I better than you?
+
+Hamlet: 
+ If so, let us proceed to Scene IX.
+
+
+					Scene VIII: Pathetic.
+
+[Exeunt]
+
+[Enter Ophelia]
+[Enter Jimmy Carr]
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art as loving as a lovely yellow little embroidered beautiful blossoming tree. Thou art the sum of yourself and a prompt
+ pretty cute yellow lamp. Speak your mind.
+
+Ophelia: 
+ Thou art the sum of a delicious embroidered mighty rich smooth peaceful door and a white old normal 
+ bottomless huge father. Thou art the sum of thyself and a tree. Speak your mind! Thee is the sum of a trustworthy 
+ sunny reddest rich happy fine delicious plum and an oozing fat dusty goat. Thee is the sum of thou and a stupid smelly hound! 
+ Speak your mind!
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thou art as good as a golden green gentle mighty loving charming cute wind. Thou art the difference between yourself and 
+ a white cunning golden handsome roman. You are the difference between yourself and a reddest noble peaceful nephew. Speak
+ your mind! Thou art the sum of a happy gentle 
+ golden brave sky and a warm trustworthy nephew.
+
+Ophelia:
+ Thou art as loving as the difference between a little brave bold warm blossoming blue smooth purse and myself. You are the difference
+ between yourself and a green normal face. You are the difference between yourself and a hard door. You are the difference between
+ yourself and a door. Speak your mind.
+
+Jimmy Carr:
+ Thee is the sum of a trustworthy sunny reddest rich happy fine delicious plum and an oozing fat dusty goat. Thee is the 
+ sum of thou and a stupid smelly hound! Speak your mind! Thou art the sum of a loving golden gentle green big blossoming door and a charming peaceful noble prompt cute King. You are 
+ the sum of yourself and a sunny rich proud angel. You are the sum of yourself and a squirrel. Speak your mind!
+
+Ophelia:
+ Thou is the difference between a prompt proud warm healthy honest little yellow purse and a happy peaceful handsome embroidered fair hamster.
+ You are the sum of yourself and a big beautiful angel. Thou art the sum of yourself and a goat. Speak your mind.
+ Thou art the sum of a loving charming peaceful hard honest hero and a white trustworthy fair
+ handsome tree. You are the difference between yourself and a warm granddaughter. Speak your mind!
+
+					Scene IX: The end of a good day.
+
+[Exeunt]