chore: eslint@8.0.0 @npmcli/eslint-config@2.0.0

* Update to eslint@8 and and @npmcli/eslint-config@2.0.0
* Remove eslint-plugin-node.

Also remove an unused script that was failing linting.  We don't use the
update-dist-tags script anymore as part of our release process.

PR-URL: #4016
Credit: @wraithgar
Close: #4016
Reviewed-by: @lukekarrys

node_modules/.gitignore

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 /assert-plus
-/astral-regex
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-/table
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